20 8 / 2014

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

20 8 / 2014

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

20 8 / 2014

sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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19 8 / 2014

(Source: teapayne, via kawkwardd)

18 8 / 2014

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

(Source: mikaylugh, via fuckyeahtxtposts)

18 8 / 2014

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

18 8 / 2014

  • 1: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • 2: Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • 3: Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • 4: Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • 5: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • 6: everyone is hot what do I do
  • 7: what

16 8 / 2014

hotboyproblems:

"what’s your favourite food?"

"salad"

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(via best-of-text-posts)

16 8 / 2014

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Lady Gaga in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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16 8 / 2014

16 8 / 2014

bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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(Source: partynoxious, via whatsacanada)

16 8 / 2014

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

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16 8 / 2014

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via whatsacanada)

16 8 / 2014

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

(via whatsacanada)

16 8 / 2014