23 9 / 2014

"When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you."

Lemony Snicket (via dailydoseofbookssauce)

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23 9 / 2014

ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

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23 9 / 2014

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

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23 9 / 2014

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

flulathedoge:

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

and gay

It all makes sense now

(Source: sesamestreet, via swarnpert)

23 9 / 2014

At the grocery store

  • 1: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • 1: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • 1: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • 2: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • 1: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • 1: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

23 9 / 2014

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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23 9 / 2014

  • 1: hey google what's up
  • 2: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • 1: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

23 9 / 2014

23 9 / 2014

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

(Source: sovietnam, via kawkwardd)

23 9 / 2014

23 9 / 2014

joshpeck:

Beyoncé came on the radio and my dad said “i’m surprised she’s made it so far with such a mediocre voice” and i just kind of

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23 9 / 2014

thatjoshdun:

 ARE YOU READY TO PANIC AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING DISCO

thatjoshdun:

ARE YOU READY TO PANIC AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING DISCO

(Source: xoxoxanel, via everywaking--moment)

23 9 / 2014

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via everywaking--moment)

23 9 / 2014

pipalia:

still cute as hell in case you guys were wondering

pipalia:

still cute as hell in case you guys were wondering

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23 9 / 2014

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

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