14 7 / 2014

at the resturant with bae

  • 1: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • 2: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • 2: you want my man or something?
  • 3: wh-wat?
  • 2: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • 2: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • 2: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • 4: aye calm down
  • 2: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

14 7 / 2014

gif:

*wears all black*
*smokes*
I haven’t… yet… met… the aesthetic
*puts purple eyeshadow under eyes to pretend like I don’t sleep*

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13 7 / 2014

13 7 / 2014

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13 7 / 2014

thebloodling:

get this to a million notes

thebloodling:

get this to a million notes

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13 7 / 2014

headqueerleader:

My favorite thing about this show is that they portray straight people as obnoxiously ignorant about sexuality as they actually are in real life.

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13 7 / 2014

erarg:

sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

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13 7 / 2014

bbcparliament said: would you be up for doing political articles for tuesday to be published on wednesday and the music review for friday to be published on saturday???

yeah, absolutely!

12 7 / 2014

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12 7 / 2014

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

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12 7 / 2014

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12 7 / 2014

maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

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12 7 / 2014

lordofthenerdsandfandoms:

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

image

If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

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12 7 / 2014

dekutree:

if your name is spelled wrong according to microsoft word, then you on the red carpet babe shine on

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12 7 / 2014

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

"I don’t know," he sighed.

Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

I frowned and he waited.

"My home is District 12."

Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

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